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Before I get to the main event, I have something very cool to tell you.  I was recently approached by Bad Online Dates and was asked to contribute to their site.  They like my writing style and thought I would be a good fit.  My first post is now up and I wanted to share it with you.

This is a paying gig and I’m very excited about this.  The first article is really interesting.  They have a Man’s POV section and a Woman’s POV section.  My assignment was:  Man’s POV: How it makes me feel when…She won’t date me because I’m a single dad.

And now, the Douche of the Week!

Many thanks to those that sent in nominations for our Douche of the Week feature.  There were several great nominations. but in the end, there were two that clearly stood out above the rest.  This week I’m selecting co-douches.  If you don’t like the fact that I’m selecting two, feel free to nominate me for next week’s DOTW.

After the winning stories, I’m posting some of the other nominees.  Don’t forget to send in your nominations for next week.  Leave a comment here with your nominee or use the “Contact JR” button at the top of the page.  You identity will remain completely hidden, because I’m all about the stealth.  Consider me to be Alfred the butler.

To be considered for next week, I need your story by midnight Monday.  The nominees can either be public figures, people you personally know or the ass who did something something shitty in your daily life.

And the winners losers are:

The a-hole boss

I went on my first job interview after grad school. My interviewee was a short little middle aged man with large rimmed glasses. After my interview, all the young women I would be working with asked him how the interview went and how I was. He said, “I don’t know how good a therapist she’ll be, but she has big knockers so I’m going to hire her.”

Ummmm….hello…..you don’t say that kind of crap to the group of young women (whom you hired) about a young woman you are about to hire! (Captain Inappropriate)

Flash forward to the time I had to go out of town with him to a training seminar. Watching him cheat on his wife whom we all adored with one of our fellow co-workers whom we also adored but wanted to strangle for letting his nasty ass lips touch hers was torture. I still gag at the thought of him.

 

The bad dad

I would like to nominate my soon to be ex husband for “Douche of the Week”. I don’t even know where to start with this. I guess I should start with the fact that he and I have 2 kids together. He also has a 9yr old from a previous marriage.

While were were ‘together’ he told me that I was not allowed to mention or ask about his older son because he was not my son and not my responsibility. If I ever asked about him I was told to “know my roll”. He only ever saw his older son once or twice a year (he lives 2 hours away).

Now that we are separated he only sees his kids for a total of (max) 40 hours a week. That’s if he has them for his every other weekend. He is consistently late picking them up and early dropping them off. If I even dare to ask him if he wants to see his kids more I’m told to “not pressure him or he won’t see them at all.” I should add that he lives 2 miles down the road from me.

Because he is in the military, he recently found out that he is being moved to Seattle for the next 7 years. Then he found out that he is too fat to go and has been delayed by 5 months. he was not planning on telling me that he was being delayed and decided to not see his kids for 3 weeks…..did I mention that he lives 2 miles down the road?

My favorite moment was when I found out that he was going on vacation for a week starting the day I found out…which was also the day he was supposed to pick the kids up from daycare. I found out on Facebook. he said he totally ‘forgot’ about the kids.

I should also mention that he ‘forgets’ about his kids on average 3 times a month. FORGETS.

 

The contenders:

The Pizza Guy

I tweeted to my wife and friend that I was sitting down to eat some Chicago style pizza. I immediately received a message from @[user name withheld.  I'm not giving this guy free pub] telling me to “enjoy my pizza”. He copied my wife and friend on the message. I made a joke that I was amazed to get spam from @[douchebag] about my lunch.  He said, “it’s not spam, I am just wishing you a good lunch.”

I asked him if he was telling ME to enjoy my pizza, why did he say this to my wife and friend. He admitted that was probably a mistake . I asked him how keyword searching and sending out messages, based on that word, is not spam, especially when the account is all about his pizza business.

He said “he likes to search for people and talk about pizza”.  He said he was sorry and I told him I accepted it, but he has to admit that what he was doing was to try and get his name out there. He refused to acknowledge any of it.  The fact that the description of the account has his website and a description of his business tells me different.

The funny thing is, I would totally go for what he is offering, a bus tour of different pizza places in [a major city].  To me that is like paradise, I love pizza. Unfortunately the guy wouldn’t fess up to being a spammer, so I think I will skip his business.

The crazy actor
CHARLIE SHEEN….need I say more??

The babymaker

John Gosselin.  First and foremost, the man and his wife created a genetic freakshow in the form of a gazillion kids, and instead of doing the decent thing, he pimped them out.
He got paid for…showing the world he could procreate and be pussy whipped by a bitchy wife?
Secondly, he and the wife split up and what does he do? He buys out an entire Ed Hardy store, gets a douchey new attitude, and starts trolling the freshman dorms of all the local colleges looking for some young booty.

OH, then he ignores his kids. OH! Then he sues his ex when she decides to continue the show and pimp the kids without him. That man is the dictionary definition of douche.

 

Keep sending me your nominations .  You can comment here or click “Contact JR” at the top of the page.  Your identity is safe with me…

J.R.

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